last night we went out to dinner at a bar and there was a band and we slow danced and he twirled me around and dipped me at the end and oh lord my boy is perfect.


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i feel huge today blahhh
this person keeps texting me telling me all her personal problems help who are you i don’t know you you have the wrong number and it’s to the point of awkward now because you’ve been texting me for days


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not ready emotionally to watch the last episode of the Office ok i just can’t


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lazzles:

Omg
lnternetporn:

what ur average tragedy looks like after 100 years
fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right. Top Text: “”HELLO, HOW ARE YOU TODAY?”” Bottom Text: “”NO, I WANT PAPER!!”]I frequently get customers who get huffy with me, and demanding for paper bags…. when that isn’t even what I asked.
I might have woken up at 5:30 am, and I’ve been standing here for 7 hours, but at least I know how to correctly answer a question.


i literally feel like i’m going to die from boredom right now


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