I remember one time when I still worked at a grocery store an older man came through my line and started talking about how wonderful his marriage was. He then smiled at me and said “how’s your marriage?” and I didn’t tell him I wasn’t married, but my relationship was going through a rough patch at that point and so I shrugged and said it was okay, and he looked at me and said “ma’am, the first year is always the hardest, but you have to get through it, and then it’s more worth it than you’d ever believe.”

That advice has haunted me since then. I hope to be as happy in my marriage as that man was. 

i’m going to go on an adventure late tonight to steal some lavender from the side of the road a few blocks down.

original-plastic:

Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.

(via y-oshii)

averagefairy:

u ever text someone something risky and every second that they dont respond is another spike in ur blood pressure and u stare at your hand like why did u type that u fool its over the universe is crumbling to pieces this is my demise

(via areac0des)

facem3lt:

Finally got my tattoo! So happy with it. This lyric has a ridiculous amount of meaning for me and I’m so glad I didn’t back out.

facem3lt:

Finally got my tattoo! So happy with it. This lyric has a ridiculous amount of meaning for me and I’m so glad I didn’t back out.

(via dravya-abuse)

me: *owns 264 unread books*

me: *buys 17 new books*

me: *rereads harry potter*

i-need-that-seat:

iapollogise:

I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.

I never thought about it this way. This is beautiful.

(via tallismymiddlename)