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splantamello:

beeswarm17:

karkat-san:

karkat-san:

Why was Oedipus against profanity?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.

wait

(via everfain)

TRYING TO PUT ON EYELINER

college-life-crisis:

The first eye:

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The second eye:

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(via m00kenna)

fmlover9000:

salaamender:

Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?”
And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially cover most if north America in ash and create a volcanic winter that kills half the worlds population
And I’m like, fuck yeah I want that chocolate bar

This person has the most real values to date

(via sarmentum)

accidnet:

single and ready 2 flamingle

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(via lorrainbow)

therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

(via corncunt)

zac-afron:

“ooooohhh” i say as i still dont understand

(via tallismymiddlename)

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